The Awkward moment when you check into your hostel in Wellington, looking like a bunch of scrubs.
The awkward moment when you check in to your hostel and the guy at reception starts talking about UK basketball... You start talking about Murray State's undefeated season.
The awkward moment when he looks up at both of you quizzically and asks, 'booked for Double Share ?'
The awkward moment when you open the door to your room and you realize that 'double share' doesn't mean 2 twin beds, it means one double bed.
The awkward moment when you realize LP's hat is from Rolex 3 day event.
The awkward moment when you go downstairs to ask what the wifi password is and the same reception guys asks you about your rowing shirt.
The awkward moment when the reception guy asks about your girlfriend.
The awkward moment after he asks about your girlfriend when you try and explain and end up sounding like you have a girlfriend anyways.
That awkward moment when you wonder why you haven't been questioned about it sooner.
For the record, on the record, I like boys, dudes, fellas, gentlemen.
Sorry ladies, I know I'm a catch.
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